Just Another Piece of Furniture In Your Weird Life

This blog is kind of like my brain, a mishmosh of the things I find cool and stuff from my favorite bands very random and weird much like myself

Star Signs

Aries:says weird shit but makes you laugh soemhow
Taurus:makes posts on fb that make them seem like an old person
Gemini:way too excited abt everything
Cancer:acts like tough shit but they rly a kitten w/ insecurities
Leo:everyone loves them
Virgo:loves puns (new years sex)
Libra:cutie with a booty
Scorpio:attention seeking loser
Sagittarius:hottie that makes gr9 jokes
Capricorn:thinks they know everything
Aquarius:blackmails everyone
Pisces:overly friendly


life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via mynameisdildobaggins)